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- Three minutes.

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Everyone okay?

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- Yeah, you got any diageo?

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I'm fucking stinking, yeah?

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Where's my script?

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There's a script around.

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You're fucking free over there.

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Over.

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- Yeti, Yeti, Yeti, Yeti, Yeti, Yeti.

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Yeti, the Yeti had.

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Oh.

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Yeah, they're gonna rename the stadium from the Yeti had,

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to the Yeti had.

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Taken over by a fucking Yeti the other day, didn't it?

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Yeti from out in Dubai.

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Yeah.

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The Abominable Snowman.

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Fucking, um.

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Um.

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You know that guy.

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What's his face, fucking?

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What's his fucking name?

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Sasquatch.

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He bought them, yeah.

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300 million.

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That's pittance to him.

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That's fucking pittance.

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Okay, Tom, you're nearly ready for another take.

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Ready as I ever be, sunshine.

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What we doing?

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Same thing again.

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Yeah, basically we're gonna do the same as earlier on,

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but we need to, uh, I really like the way you were going.

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You were taking the idea in your own way.

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Kind of made it a little bit more authentic.

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Not too bad, yeah.

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I, I enjoy it myself.

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Go for a test, test drive.

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Can you mark me up?

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I'm already marked.

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Wait a sec, innit?

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Let's.

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So, we've got Frank and Harry there in the reactor.

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And what's the story with them?

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They've been pissing about or something?

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That was...

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Am I giving them guff or what?

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Well, if like this, uh, basically you just gotta get in there and get, get stuck in.

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Rat, the rat and whistle.

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Rats.

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Rats.

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Okay, town.

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Okay, town.

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Okay, town.

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Test, test.

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One, two, three.

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Okay, town.

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We go for one.

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We go for...

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What?

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What's going on here then, eh?

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You pulled me away from my Monday night sap.

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Tell you what.

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It's fucking hotter than the Sara Desert in here.

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Chance of getting the Dynamo Kiev game up on one of those cellos.

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They're playing in the cap, son.

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What?

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What?

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What do you mean there's been an explosion?

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We're meant to be having a quiet Tuesday night in here.

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you're not going to be having a quiet Tuesday night.

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You're not going to be having a quiet Tuesday night.

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You're not going to be having a quiet Tuesday night.

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You're not going to be having a quiet Tuesday night.

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You're not going to be having a quiet Tuesday night.

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You're not going to be having a quiet Tuesday night.

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You're not going to be having a quiet Tuesday night.

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You're not going to be having a quiet Tuesday night.

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You're not going to be having a quiet Tuesday night.

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You're not going to be having a quiet Tuesday night.

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You're not going to be having a quiet Tuesday night.

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You're not going to be having a quiet Tuesday night.

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You're not going to be having a quiet Tuesday night.

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Costadel Diba, how are you doing son?

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Thanks very much.

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Okay, Tone, take another two.

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This is Diat Lob, confusion.

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Okay, you've just hit the plant.

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You heard an explosion.

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You were down the pub.

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And yeah, take it from there.

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You putts, you slag.

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Stick it in the onion bag.

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Oi oi.

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What's fucking going on down here, eh?

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I was down the ratting whistle.

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I got a call.

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Said something's going on here.

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Do you fucking mean there's been an explosion?

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There ain't no explosions son.

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That's the problem with the fucking pipes.

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Is that alright?

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Yeah, Tone, you're going to have to be more specific about what the problem is.

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Right.

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Right, right, right.

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Go, go, go.

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You putts.

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You putts.

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You slag.

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Stick it in the onion bag.

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Oi oi.

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The fuck's going on here then?

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Someone's after telling me the fucking reactor's burst.

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I said, "Hold on a minute.

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It's probably only a pipe.

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Call the plumber.

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We'll get it fucking fixed."

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What the fuck do you mean?

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It ain't no explosions, sunshine.

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I'll tell you something else.

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Best of luck fucking telling that to Gorbachev.

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Because he ain't having it.

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Now, why don't you go down to this shop, like a good little boy, buy a bottle of sparkling water and go and pour it on the fucking reactor.

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And we can all go back to watching the fucking Dynamo Kiev game. They've just signed that wonder kit from Japan, Tamagotchi. Top corner!

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because he ain't having it.

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Now, why don't you go down to the shop,

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like a good little boy,

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buy a bottle of sparkling water

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and go and pour it on the fucking reactor

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and we can all go back to watching

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the fucking Dynamo Kiev game.

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They've just signed that wonder kit from Japan, Tamagotchi.

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Top corner!

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How about that?

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I like that top corner bit.

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Do you reckon we should mention that or...?

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Well, I'm not sure, Tamagotchi.

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I don't know what that means.

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Top corner, so...

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scoring the goal in the top corner.

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Thanks very much, Mark, formerly Graphite Rod, and Dr. Crewschef.

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Right, we've got to fucking do something about the core.

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It's all about the core, isn't it?

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Yeah, it's mainly focusing on the core and the reaction rods, the reactor rods as well.

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right, listen up.

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Reactors busted.

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Reactors...

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Reactors fucked.

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Reactors gone fucking baloobas.

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Right, Poindexters, listen up.

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Reactors gone tits up.

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We need someone to go down the shop, buy a bottle of sparkling water and go and cool down the reactor.

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Now who's gonna do it?

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Who's gonna go down those stairs and put out that fire?

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Who's gonna go down those stairs and put out that fire?

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Well don't look at me.

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Have I got two heads?

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Listen, you're all on board of time, sunshines.

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I don't care what you do.

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I don't care what you do.

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I don't care what you do.

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I don't care what you do.

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I don't care what you do.

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I don't care what you do.

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I don't care what you do.

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I don't care what you do.

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I don't care what you do.

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I don't care what you do.

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I don't care what you do.

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I don't care what you do.

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I don't care what you do.

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I don't care what you do.

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I don't care what you do.

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I don't care what you do.

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I don't care what you do.

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I don't care what you do.

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I don't care what you do.

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I don't care what you do.

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I don't care what you do.

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I don't care what you do.

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I don't care what you do.

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I don't care what you do.

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I don't care what you do.

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I don't care what you do.

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I don't care what you do.

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I don't care what you do.

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I don't care what you do.

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I don't care what you do.

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I don't care what you do.

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I don't care what you do.

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I don't care what you do.

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I don't care what you do.

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I don't care what you do.

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274
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281
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282
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283
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284
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I don't care what you do.

285
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I don't care what you do.

286
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287
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I don't care what you do.

288
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I don't care what you do.

289
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290
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291
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I don't care what you do.

292
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I don't care what you do.

293
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294
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295
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296
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297
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I don't care what you do.

298
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299
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I don't care what you do.

300
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I don't care what you do.

301
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I don't care what you do.

302
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I don't care what you do.

303
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I don't care what you do.

304
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I don't care what you do.

305
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I don't care what you do.

306
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I don't care what you do.

307
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I don't care what you do.

308
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I don't care what you do.

309
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I don't care what you do.

310
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I don't care what you do.

311
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I don't care what you do.

312
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I don't care what you do.

313
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I don't care what you do.

314
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I don't care what you do.

315
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I don't care what you do.

316
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I don't care what you do.

317
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I don't care what you do.

318
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I don't care what you do.

319
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I don't care what you do.

320
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I don't care what you do.

321
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I don't care what you do.

322
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I don't care what you do.

323
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I don't care what you do.

324
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I don't care what you do.

325
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I don't care what you do.

326
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I don't care what you do.

327
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I don't care what you do.

328
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I don't care what you do.

329
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I don't care what you do.

330
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I don't care what you do.

331
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I don't care what you do.

332
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I don't care what you do.

333
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I don't care what you do.

334
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I don't care what you do.

335
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I don't care what you do.

336
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I don't care what you do.

337
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I don't care what you do.

338
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I don't care what you do.

339
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I don't care what you do.

340
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I don't care what you do.

341
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I don't care what you do.

342
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I don't care what you do.

343
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I don't care what you do.

344
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I don't care what you do.

345
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I don't care what you do.

346
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I don't care what you do.

347
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I don't care what you do.

348
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I don't care what you do.

349
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I don't care what you do.

350
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I don't care what you do.

351
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I don't care what you do.

352
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I don't care what you do.

353
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I don't care what you do.

354
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I don't care what you do.

355
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I don't care what you do.

356
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I don't care what you do.

357
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I don't care what you do.

358
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I don't care what you do.

359
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I don't care what you do.

360
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I don't care what you do.

361
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I don't care what you do.

362
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I don't care what you do.

363
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I don't care what you do.

364
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I don't care what you do.

365
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I don't care what you do.

366
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I don't care what you do.

367
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I don't care what you do.

368
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I don't care what you do.

369
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I don't care what you do.

370
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I don't care what you do.

371
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I don't care what you do.

372
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I don't care what you do.

373
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I don't care what you do.

374
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I don't care what you do.

375
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I don't care what you do.

376
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I don't care what you do.

377
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I don't care what you do.

378
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I don't care what you do.

379
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I don't care what you do.

380
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I don't care what you do.

381
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I don't care what you do.

382
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I don't care what you do.

383
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I don't care what you do.

384
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I don't care what you do.

385
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I don't care what you do.

386
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I don't care what you do.

387
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I don't care what you do.

388
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I don't care what you do.

389
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I don't care what you do.

390
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I don't care what you do.

391
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I don't care what you do.

392
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I don't care what you do.

393
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I don't care what you do.

394
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I don't care what you do.

395
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I don't care what you do.

396
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I don't care what you do.

397
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I don't care what you do.

398
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I don't care what you do.

399
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I don't care what you do.

400
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I don't care what you do.

401
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I don't care what you do.

402
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I don't care what you do.

403
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I don't care what you do.

404
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I don't care what you do.

405
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I don't care what you do.

406
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I don't care what you do.

407
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I don't care what you do.

408
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I don't care what you do.

409
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I don't care what you do.

410
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Can you take some stills of that?

411
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What's the story there?

412
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I'm not sure.

413
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I think you're going to have to maybe dial it in a bit, but keep it going at the same time,

414
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but dial it down.

415
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I don't care what you do.

416
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I don't care what you do.

417
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I don't care what you do.

418
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I don't care what you do.

419
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I don't care what you do.

420
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I don't care what you do.

421
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I don't care what you do.

422
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I don't care what you do.

423
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I don't care what you do.

424
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I don't care what you do.

425
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I don't care what you do.

426
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I don't care what you do.

427
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I don't care what you do.

428
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I don't care what you do.

429
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I don't care what you do.

430
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I don't care what you do.

431
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I don't care what you do.

432
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I don't care what you do.

433
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I don't care what you do.

434
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I don't care what you do.

435
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I don't care what you do.

436
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I don't care what you do.

437
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I don't care what you do.

438
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I don't care what you do.

439
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I don't care what you do.

440
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I don't care what you do.

441
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I don't care what you do.

442
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I don't care what you do.

443
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I don't care what you do.

444
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I don't care what you do.

445
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I don't care what you do.

446
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I don't care what you do.

447
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I don't care what you do.

448
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I don't care what you do.

449
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I don't care what you do.

450
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I don't care what you do.

451
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I don't care what you do.

452
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I don't care what you do.

453
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I don't care what you do.

454
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I don't care what you do.

455
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I don't care what you do.

456
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I don't care what you do.

457
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I don't care what you do.

458
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I don't care what you do.

459
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I tell you.

460
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It was like Costa del Sol out there.

461
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Who fucking did that?

462
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Someone leave it on or what?

463
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We need to get it fixed.

464
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We need to get it fixed.

465
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And we need to get it fixed.

466
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Nah.

467
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Because if it don't get fixed, it's never going to get fixed.

468
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I was down the rat and pistol.

469
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I was drinking my beer.

470
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And I heard a big baloo ba boom boom.

471
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Right up in the sky.

472
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Came out.

473
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Had to look up.

474
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Big fucking mushroom cloud, innit?

475
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I said, that better not be the reactor.

476
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Because I left that reactor in good fashion.

477
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I'll get back there and it's fucking baloo ba.

478
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Someone's going to get done in big time.

479
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I don't know.

480
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I'm not feeling it.

481
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I'm not feeling it, Gav.

482
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I'm not feeling it.

483
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It's okay, Tom.

484
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Just keep it going.

485
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You're doing really well.

486
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We really liked it.

487
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There was a lot of passion in that delivery as well.

488
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I think it might need to dial back but then go a little bit stronger as well.

489
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I like, did somebody leave the reactor on?

490
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You did that a lot last time.

491
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And we could go with that and really elaborate on that as well.

492
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Right, someone leave the reactor on. Okay. Right, who left that reactor on? Because it's

493
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fucking blown up, ain't it? We're not in focus. I'm going out.

494
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Up the apples and pears, Harry. Up the apples and pears. Hey! You alright? Good, because I'm not. I've come here on a mission of fucking mercy. I was down the rat and whistle.

495
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I heard an explosion. Step outside. I can see a fucking mushroom cloud in the sky. Now, I know that is one of you. Who left the fucking reactor on? Hey? Do you hear me? Hey? We're going to be here a long time, so we get that reactor doused. Stick the kettle on. And no prizes for guessing what comes.

496
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to see it is, PG Tips, because you're a bunch of fucking chimps. I want you to be good little

497
00:16:34,580 --> 00:16:46,840
boys and go down that reactor for me and start fucking pulling out rods, reaction rods, plutonium,

498
00:16:47,580 --> 00:17:00,500
uranium and sort them out, because at the moment you're on borrowed time. How about that, was that a good take I did?

499
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Really good tone, loved it, really loved it, really nice.

500
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Watcher, Danny Dyatlov here, head controller of the fucking Chernobyl experience. Tell you something else, I'm experiencing some searing heat at the moment. Who left the heating on?

501
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:58,500
Look, it looks as though someone's left the fucking radiation unit on. All it is, is a bit of plutonium, yeah? Go downstairs and fucking fix it up.

502
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:18,500
Get out of my fucking reactor core, nah. I like that one, I like that one. Don't you ever fucking come down my reactor core again, you mug. That's a great one, yeah?

503
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:23,500
Really good tone.

504
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Oi. Where's all this fucking graphite come from? 'Cause it ain't the sky. Which one of you fucking chimps left the gas on? Someone leave the hob on.

505
00:18:48,500 --> 00:19:09,500
Maybe... Maybe... You were saying something earlier about the graphite. That'd be really hot.

506
00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:21,500
Findaloo. Findaloo.

507
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:34,500
Oi. I just picked up some fucking graphite outside. It went right through my hand.

508
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Tellin' ya. That piece of graphite I had in my hand. It went right through it. It went through it faster than a fucking vindaloo went right through me the other night.

509
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I'm telling ya. I had to order hazmatty rice after that. It was that hot. How about that, sis? Hazmatty rice. Like the hazmat suit.

510
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:14,500
Really good town. Love it. Love it. Really nice.

511
00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:20,500
Right. Listen up, you fannies.

512
00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:28,500
There's a lot of people outside. And they're getting worried 'cause they think that the reactor's gone baloo-bloom.

513
00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:31,500
It's alright.

514
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The real reason is a pigeon flew into the fucking drive shaft of the machine. I'll tell that one again. Doesn't make sense.

515
00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:55,500
Yeah, it's a nice concept. I do believe that you probably would be grasping for any, uh, any excuse other than a meltdown or an explosion. So pigeon into the- pigeon into the ventilation shaft or extractor fan or something.

516
00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:14,500
Right, listen up, listen to ya. Don't get scared. Don't have nightmares. Yeah? A pigeon flew into the extractor fan. Oh, one second, one second.

517
00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:28,500
Alright, oosh, oosh, oosh, oosh, oosh, oosh. Don't get scared. Don't have nightmares. The Chernobyl reactor ain't melting down.

518
00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:40,500
All that's gone on is a fucking pigeon's flown into the extractor fan. So I need a couple of you poindexters to go downstairs and fucking get that pigeon out of that fan.

519
00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:51,500
Look, it's a dirty job. It's not nice. That's why I'm asking ya to do it, alright? 'Cause I've got something to do. I've got something to- someplace to be. It's not here.

520
00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:53,500
AR.

521
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AR.

522
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AR.

523
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AR.

524
00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:01,500
AR.

525
00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:25,380
She's gone.

526
00:22:25,380 --> 00:22:26,620
She's gone.

527
00:22:26,620 --> 00:22:35,420
Listen up.

528
00:22:39,420 --> 00:22:41,700
It's going to be a sitting tonight.

529
00:22:42,700 --> 00:22:48,880
We're not fucking leaving this control room until the Chernobyl reactors fucking sound again, right?

530
00:22:50,300 --> 00:23:01,460
Now, which one of you fucking PG Tips chimps is going to go downstairs, stick the kettle on, and then go down to the fucking reactor?

531
00:23:02,180 --> 00:23:08,900
After you've made a cup of tea, you've brought it back up to me, and then you're going to go back down to the reactor.

532
00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:10,880
Sorry, I'll tell you again. Sorry, Dad.

533
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:11,700
Sorry, Dad.

534
00:23:19,300 --> 00:23:24,460
Spit on your chin. Thanks very much. Cork, thanks very much. Oh, dirty nally, thanks very much.

535
00:23:24,980 --> 00:23:27,100
Is that she in? Oh, dirty nallys.

536
00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:37,160
Thanks very much, dirty nally, and spit on your chin. Cork, Big Tripod, Biz Markie, thanks so much.

537
00:23:37,580 --> 00:23:40,440
And Cruise Chef. You all right, geese?

538
00:23:42,580 --> 00:23:42,980
Tell ya.

539
00:23:44,300 --> 00:23:45,020
Tell ya.

540
00:23:48,300 --> 00:23:49,100
Okay.

541
00:23:49,100 --> 00:23:49,100
Okay.

542
00:23:49,100 --> 00:23:49,100
Okay.

543
00:23:49,100 --> 00:24:08,200
Okay, so, time is running out. We've been rolling for 24 minutes. We've got another 35 minutes blocked until the next actor comes through.

544
00:24:09,980 --> 00:24:17,680
Big thanks to the Mighty Geiger and, uh, Cathal Brennan? Is that an Irish name?

545
00:24:18,900 --> 00:24:19,460
Cathal.

546
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:33,580
I have a, I have an auntie from, uh, County Donegal. And Cathal. I think that's, that's Irish for Charles, or Charlie.

547
00:24:34,780 --> 00:24:37,040
The Mighty Geiger. Thank you so much.

548
00:24:42,380 --> 00:24:50,120
Right. Okay, okay. Half an hour left. We've got half an hour. We can fucking smash it. We can smash it in that time.

549
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:57,180
You still, you haven't got the character. You haven't, you haven't got the shortlist made for the character yet.

550
00:24:57,180 --> 00:25:02,740
No, we're still gonna be casting like three, there's still like three other in contention.

551
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:08,480
So where am I ranking so far? Am I, am I up there? Am I in the mix, or...?

552
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:14,180
Well, yeah, you're, you're up, you're there. Like, you're there. You've still got half an hour, so...

553
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:25,660
Okay, come on, son. Come on, fucking, no, son. Come on. T22 BC, how you getting on? You're alright?

554
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:28,320
Right.

555
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:32,440
Is it alright? Can I get another Stella?

556
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:38,040
Yeah, there's, there's more beer in the fridge. Can we get, can we get Tony another beer?

557
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:50,120
See, I quite like that Stella. It's not bad.

558
00:25:51,120 --> 00:25:52,880
I'm not used to it. I'm more of a bitter man yet.

559
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:59,460
Uh, what if I crack open the can in a kind of emphatic way on screen as well?

560
00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:12,240
Well, I don't think, uh, I mean, that's not in it, but I mean, we're, we, we are trying to work with whatever vibe you can bring to it, so, uh, I mean, you could replace the Stella, the, the can, in the actual film, if you do that.

561
00:26:14,100 --> 00:26:14,600
Right.

562
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:15,600
Right.

563
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:16,600
Right.

564
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:20,600
Listen up, you fucking mugs.

565
00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:25,080
Listen up, you fucking mugs.

566
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:34,420
We act as fucked.

567
00:26:34,420 --> 00:26:47,040
And no one's fucking leaving this control room until we find out what happened, what went wrong, and how we gonna fix it.

568
00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:57,480
First things first, you, get down the mess, and start getting a brew on.

569
00:26:58,940 --> 00:27:00,220
Number two.

570
00:27:01,220 --> 00:27:03,880
Dynamo Key have a playing in ten minutes.

571
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:06,320
Get it on one of these fucking screens.

572
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:11,320
Have a spread bet on, and they're playing that wonder kid on loan from Yokohama.

573
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:13,320
Tamagotchi.

574
00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:14,320
He's fire.

575
00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:15,320
Top corner.

576
00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:16,320
Top corner.

577
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:22,320
Thirdly, the reactor's fucking blown up.

578
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:28,320
Now, I'm scared, because in any minute, Gorbachev's gonna be on the dog and bone.

579
00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:32,320
I'm gonna have to explain to him what went wrong.

580
00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:38,320
I want mine, but only ten minutes ago, a piece of graphite went right through my hand.

581
00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:43,320
Faster than a fucking vindaloo and a side portion of hazmatty rice.

582
00:27:47,320 --> 00:28:03,320
I don't care who you fucking are or where you've come from, because I've dragged myself up from the dirt, and I've spent too many years, too many fucking years, getting to this place.

583
00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:08,320
And no meltdown is gonna bring me down.

584
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:10,320
Do you hear me?

585
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:17,320
We've got to do it for you, and me, and Brezhnev.

586
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:20,320
Dear Atlov, that's me.

587
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:22,320
We've got to do it for Frank.

588
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:24,320
We've got to do it for Harry.

589
00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:28,320
And we've got to fucking do it for Stella.

590
00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:36,320
Great, I think that was it.

591
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:37,320
I think that was it.

592
00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:38,320
Really good tone.

593
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:39,320
Really good.

594
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:40,320
Really cranking it up.

595
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:41,320
I love it.

596
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:42,320
I really love it.

597
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:43,320
I did like that.

598
00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:44,320
I did like that, actually.

599
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:45,320
I'll tell you.

600
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:46,320
It's getting nice now.

601
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:47,320
It's getting really nice.

602
00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:50,320
I mean, it's a bit similar to earlier on in the earlier take.

603
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:51,320
I'll give you that.

604
00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:52,320
But what I'm enjoying is...

605
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:53,320
I'll tell you what I'm enjoying about this.

606
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:54,320
And I was saying this the other day, to that.

607
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:55,320
You know?

608
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:56,320
Did you ever see Mr. Blobby?

609
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:58,760
It's getting nice now. It's getting really nice.

610
00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:02,360
I mean, it's a bit similar to earlier on in the earlier take.

611
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:06,080
I'll give you that. But what I'm enjoying is...

612
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:08,640
I'll tell you what I'm enjoying about this.

613
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:12,640
I was saying this the other day, you know?

614
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:14,080
"Did you ever see Mr. Blobby?"

615
00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:17,760
Yeah, well, I know the guy who played Mr. Blobby, right?

616
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,680
I was saying, "The thing about acting is...

617
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:24,720
you've just got to pretend, ain't you?

618
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:27,200
If you can pretend...

619
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:30,760
it's a piece of piss."

620
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:34,040
Yeah, and...

621
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:35,720
Do you know what you said back?

622
00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:38,920
"Blobby fucking blobby."

623
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:42,840
I said, "You're dead right, mate. You're fucking dead."

624
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:56,160
"Sondra, thank you so much, Sondra, and World Peas, and the Mighty Geiger, Ratbum, Geezer, Sneezer, Peter Ustinov, and Big Al."

625
00:29:56,160 --> 00:30:01,960
"Sondra, thank you so much, Sondra, and World Peas, and the Mighty Geiger, Ratbum, Geezer, Sneezer, Peter Ustinov, and Big Al."

626
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:18,960
"Right." "Right." "What about... can I... is there any way I can incorporate Mr. Blobby into this?"

627
00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:20,480
Mr. Blobby?

628
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:21,480
Mr. Blobby?

629
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:25,480
Yes. He's big news back... back in... in Blighy.

630
00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:39,720
Mr. Blobby: I don't know if he has anything to do... is he an authority on, like, nuclear sort of stuff with the reference he can carry?

631
00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:43,480
Mr. Blobby: I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

632
00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:52,160
Mr. Blobby: Thank you very much, T22BC, Peter Ustinov, and Big Al.

633
00:30:55,720 --> 00:31:07,480
Mr. Blobby: Okay, we've got one more shot at this tone, and then we're gonna go yet again, we're gonna go to the next scene, uh, reprise earlier on, court- courtroom, and regaling the tales.

634
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:10,920
Mr. Blobby: Okay, okay.

635
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:12,920
Mr. Blobby: Sure, Bobo.

636
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:25,920
Mr. Blobby: Right.

637
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:32,920
Mr. Blobby: Right.

638
00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:40,920
Mr. Blobby: Thanks very much there, T22BC.

639
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:44,920
Mr. Blobby: Listen up.

640
00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:47,920
Mr. Blobby: Reactors gone old, Mr. Blobby.

641
00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:51,920
Mr. Blobby: In ten minutes' time, Shabobo's gonna be absolutely flattened.

642
00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:57,920
Mr. Blobby: What we need to do is go down to that reaction call and fucking strangle its laugh out.

643
00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:03,920
Mr. Blobby: Because if we don't, then Shabobo's gonna go bye-bye.

644
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:06,920
Mr. Blobby: And that's no good for anyone.

645
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:07,920
Mr. Blobby: Alright.

646
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:10,920
Mr. Blobby: What time's the match on?

647
00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:15,920
Mr. Blobby: Shut it!

648
00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:21,920
Mr. Blobby: See, I was working with it, there was a bit of ambience there in the background.

649
00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:22,920
Whoa, I was ad-libbing.

650
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:23,920
Mr. Blobby: Really good tone.

651
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:24,920
Mr. Blobby: Really nice.

652
00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:25,920
Mr. Blobby: Spanky, thanks so much for the tip.

653
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:38,920
Mr. Blobby: Spanky, in T22, my old China syndrome.

654
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:42,920
Mr. Blobby: Alright, alright, let me see this.

655
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:49,920
Mr. Blobby: Alright, alright, let me see this.

656
00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:55,920
Mr. Blobby: Okay, maybe a bit of a heartfelt plea to everyone.

657
00:32:55,920 --> 00:33:09,920
Mr. Blobby: Alright, okay.

658
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:10,920
Mr. Blobby: Alright, okay.

659
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:15,920
Mr. Blobby: What's the story about Amore?

660
00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:36,920
Mr. Blobby: Alright, boys and girls, listen up and listen sharp.

661
00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:39,920
Mr. Blobby: It's fucking hotter than Costa del Sol in here.

662
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:44,920
Mr. Blobby: Which leaves me to believe that one of you fucking numpties left the heating on.

663
00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:49,920
Mr. Blobby: And by heating, I mean the radiation extractor fan.

664
00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:50,920
Mr. Blobby: Sorry about that.

665
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:53,920
Mr. Blobby: I was trying to come up with something else.

666
00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:54,920
Mr. Blobby: It's not the right one.

667
00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:55,920
Mr. Blobby: Sorry about that.

668
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:59,920
Mr. Blobby: It's okay. Take it again, child. We go again.

669
00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:06,920
Mr. Blobby: Takumi Tamagotchi.

670
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:08,920
Mr. Blobby: Takumi Tamagotchi.

671
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:20,920
Mr. Blobby: Right, you little mincers. Which one of you king leaders left the fucking radiator on,

672
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:27,920
Mr. Blobby: 'cause it's gone balubas. In 10 minutes time, if we don't quench that radiation shaft,

673
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:32,920
Mr. Blobby: the hole of Chebobble is gonna go absolutely ballooned.

674
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:36,920
Mr. Blobby: And I ain't gonna be around here to see the result.

675
00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:47,920
Mr. Blobby: First things first, who's making the tea? And second, who can get one of these fucking tellies rigged up to watch Dynamo Kiev?

676
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:50,920
Mr. Blobby: They're playing those fucking Shakhtar boys, ain't they?

677
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:53,920
Mr. Blobby: But don't worry, I've got a spread bet on.

678
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:59,920
Mr. Blobby: Turns out, that Takumi Tamagotchi has gone on loan.

679
00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:01,920
Mr. Blobby: Transfer window.

680
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:05,920
Mr. Blobby: COVID-19 job, even though this is 19, it's 1986, innit?

681
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:10,920
Mr. Blobby: Sorry, I was trying to relate COVID to it. It's the wrong time. Sorry. Sorry.

682
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:14,920
Mr. Blobby: Sorry about that. It's okay, Tom. Keep it going. Keep it going.

683
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:25,920
Mr. Blobby: Weeeee! How you getting on, you slags?

684
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:28,920
Mr. Blobby: Sorry, he wouldn't do that. He wouldn't do that.

685
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:40,920
Mr. Blobby: Right. I'm Danny Dyatlov, ringleader of the control room in Chernobyl.

686
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:45,920
Mr. Blobby: Who's making the tea? Who can get the fucking match on the telly?

687
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:51,920
Mr. Blobby: And who's going to go downstairs and ring that reactor's fucking neck?

688
00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:57,920
Mr. Blobby: Because I don't want to see that reactor living and breathing in ten minutes' time.

689
00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:08,920
Mr. Blobby: Sorry about that. I wasn't on there. You've cut the top of my head off, ain't ya? Sorry about that. I came too close to the...

690
00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:11,920
Mr. Blobby: To the camera. I'm sorry.

691
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:29,920
Mr. Blobby: Okay, this is it. Last one. Last time. Last time.

692
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:55,920
Mr. Blobby: What? Who did it then? Eh?

693
00:36:55,920 --> 00:37:00,920
Mr. Blobby: Who did it?

694
00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:11,920
Mr. Blobby: Don't just fucking look at me like that. Who fucking blew up the reactor?

695
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:34,920
Mr. Blobby: I don't care how it gets done. But it's gonna get done. And it's gonna get done tonight. Because if it don't get done, it's never gonna get done.

696
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:49,920
Mr. Blobby: But one of you fucking control room monkeys is gonna go down them stairs and start pissing about with them reaction plutonium rods and fix this fucking reactor core.

697
00:37:49,920 --> 00:38:04,920
Mr. Blobby: Otherwise, Chernobyl is gonna go fucking Chernobyl. And I ain't gonna be around to see that happen.

698
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:33,920
Mr. Blobby: Get down them stairs. And do the job now. Before old Bill turn up. I did 20 years and I kept my fucking mouth shut. I'm not going back, Harry. I won't fucking do time for this. I won't do any time for any of you guys either.

699
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:34,920
Mr. Blobby: I'll see you later.

700
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:35,920
Mr. Blobby: I'll see you later.

701
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:36,920
Mr. Blobby: I'll see you later.

702
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:37,920
Mr. Blobby: I'll see you later.

703
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:38,920
Mr. Blobby: I'll see you later.

704
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:39,920
Mr. Blobby: I'll see you later.

705
00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:40,920
Mr. Blobby: I'll see you later.

706
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:41,920
Mr. Blobby: I'll see you later.

707
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:42,920
Mr. Blobby: I'll see you later.

708
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:43,920
Mr. Blobby: I'll see you later.

709
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:44,920
Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

710
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:45,920
Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

711
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:46,920
Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

712
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:47,920
Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

713
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:48,920
Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

714
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:49,920
Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

715
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:50,920
Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

716
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:51,920
Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

717
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:52,920
Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

718
00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:53,920
Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

719
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:54,920
Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

720
00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:55,920
Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

721
00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:56,920
Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

722
00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:57,920
Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

723
00:38:57,920 --> 00:38:58,920
Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

724
00:38:58,920 --> 00:38:59,920
Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

725
00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:00,920
Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

726
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:01,920
Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

727
00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:02,920
Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

728
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:03,920
Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

729
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:04,920
Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

730
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:05,920
Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

731
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:06,920
Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

732
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:07,920
Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

733
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:08,920
Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

734
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:09,920
Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

735
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:10,920
Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

736
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:11,920
Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

737
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:12,920
Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

738
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:13,920
Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

739
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:14,920
Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

740
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:15,920
Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

741
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:16,920
Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

742
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:17,920
Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

743
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:18,920
Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

744
00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:19,920
Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

745
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:20,920
Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

746
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:21,920
Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

747
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:23,920
Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

748
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Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

749
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Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

750
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Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

751
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Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

752
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Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

753
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Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

754
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Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

755
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Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

756
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Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

757
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Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

758
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Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

759
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Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

760
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Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

761
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Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

762
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Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

763
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Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

764
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Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

765
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Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

766
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Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

767
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Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

768
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Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

769
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Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

770
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Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

771
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Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

772
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Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

773
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Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

774
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Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

775
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Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

776
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Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

777
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Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

778
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Mr Blobby: I'll see you later.

779
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Mr Blobby: How's that look? It's alright.

780
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Mr Blobby: Okay, Tones, so we got a little scene going on over here.

781
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Mr Blobby: This is the last scene, the last episode.

782
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Mr Blobby: We want you to do a test take for this.

783
00:40:43,920 --> 00:41:02,800
Basically, you're in court and you are explaining to this Soviet judge what went wrong and how it wasn't your fault. You are looking at charges of fifth degree murder. Mr. Fluffy69, thank you very much.

784
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:23,240
Can you just step in there, Tone, and see if it works?

785
00:41:23,240 --> 00:41:40,720
What? Well, Mom, can I just go for a piece? Yep. Two seconds, please.

786
00:41:40,720 --> 00:42:10,700
Thank you.

787
00:42:10,700 --> 00:42:19,700
Bear with me, bear with me, guys. Sorry about this.

788
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Cienobiles.

789
00:42:28,700 --> 00:42:29,540
Nice.

790
00:42:53,720 --> 00:42:54,560
Nice.

791
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:55,560
Nice.

792
00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:01,560
Right, what's the scene here again?

793
00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:17,560
You basically, you're on trial. You need to explain that you are not involved in any of the destruction which led to the meltdown of the reactor core.

794
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:19,560
What?

795
00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:49,540
Thank you.

796
00:43:49,540 --> 00:43:58,960
One. One.

797
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:17,940
Right. Mr. Gorbachev. Comrades. Friends.

798
00:44:17,940 --> 00:44:39,640
Associates. Good time boys. Bad lads. Muggets. Twats. Friends. I come to you in peace, yeah?

799
00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:52,640
The reason I'm here tonight is because I'm charged with fifth degree murder. It ain't like

800
00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:57,640
they're fucking telling it, right? Sorry about that. I'm sorry. I'm trying to. I'm trying.

801
00:44:57,640 --> 00:45:09,640
Don't worry. I just take it naturally, right? Take it naturally.

802
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:27,640
Friends. Comrades. Dickets. Wronguns. Mugs. Wet wipes. Proper bruvs. And hangabouts. My name is Danny Diatlov, yeah?

803
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:29,640
Proper bruvs.

804
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:33,640
And hangabouts.

805
00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:39,640
My name is Danny Dyatlov, yeah?

806
00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:43,640
And I was in control of the fucking Chernobyl reactor unit

807
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the night things went tits up.

808
00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:56,640
It wasn't like the way they're telling you it was.

809
00:45:56,640 --> 00:45:59,640
The way it started, right?

810
00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:04,640
Sorry about that, let's move the camera.

811
00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:07,640
Let's move the camera there, son.

812
00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:12,640
The way it started, right?

813
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:17,640
I was down the rat and whistle in Pripyat.

814
00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:20,640
Now, if you don't know,

815
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that's a city of about 50,000 people, yeah?

816
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I'll tell you something here and now.

817
00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:31,640
Ain't nothing left of that place now.

818
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Apart from the buildings where they lived and the swimming pool and all that.

819
00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:40,640
But as far as the people go, they went a long time ago.

820
00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:42,640
On buses, yeah?

821
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:45,640
I'll tell you what.

822
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I didn't have a fucking notion of what was going on in that Chernobylisk that night.

823
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I was down the rat and whist.

824
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I heard the big Barney Balooba in the sky.

825
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:03,640
I went for a little walk outside, had a little luck up.

826
00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:06,640
I could see a big mushroom cloud, didn't I?

827
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And I know you shouldn't be able to see clouds at night time.

828
00:47:11,640 --> 00:47:13,640
So that's when I knew things was bad and stuff.

829
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:38,080
Next thing, I'm ailing a taxi right down to the Chernobylisk, innit? Get to the reception, I see the secretary's crying, I'm like, listen, love, you have a nice Harris, but I don't want to see any tears.

830
00:47:38,520 --> 00:48:05,060
What's gone wrong in this Chernobylisk? She says, Danny, it's gone tits up. I said, right, let me upstairs. I go upstairs and there's a room full of fucking numpties sitting there behind the little control desks, scared of what's going on. I said, listen.

831
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You better fucking have some answers here. You better have some fucking answers about what went wrong in this Chernobylisk.

832
00:48:21,140 --> 00:48:37,820
Because I was down the pig. I was down the rat and wiss. And you've disturbed my pints. Next thing's next. Turns out. Turns out there's a big fire downstairs in the fire pit.

833
00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:50,460
I sent two of the fucking PG tip monkeys downstairs to try and put the fire out. But they couldn't fucking do it. Why? I'll tell you why.

834
00:48:54,780 --> 00:49:11,340
Because they've got nothing between the ears, have they? I'll tell you what. I'd give everything to be back there then.

835
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Chernobyl. Yeah?

836
00:49:22,100 --> 00:49:41,660
Chernobyl. Yeah? It was like being in a fucking holiday camp. But right now, I'm looking back and I can't see any holidays, bruv.

837
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:55,440
I can't fucking see any holidays. Not for a long time. I can't see any holidays.

838
00:49:59,840 --> 00:50:00,800
Because that's your bubble.

839
00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:12,080
Because that's your bubble. Went fucking bang time. And now the only holiday I'm looking at. Yeah?

840
00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:21,340
It's 20 years in the cage. Or the fucking gulag.

841
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Fuck off! Fuck off!

842
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Fuck off!

843
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Fuck off!

844
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Fuck off!

845
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Fuck off!

846
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Fuck off!

847
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Fuck off!

848
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Fuck off!

849
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Fuck off!

850
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Fuck off!

851
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Fuck off!

852
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Fuck off!

853
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Fuck off!

854
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Fuck off!

855
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Fuck off!

856
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Fuck off!

857
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Fuck off!

858
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Fuck off!

859
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Fuck off!

860
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Fuck off!

861
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Fuck off!

862
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Fuck off!

863
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Fuck off!

864
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Fuck off!

865
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Fuck off!

866
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Fuck off!

867
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Fuck off!

868
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Fuck off!

869
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Fuck off!

870
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Fuck off!

871
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Fuck off!

872
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Fuck off!

873
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Fuck off!

874
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Fuck off!

875
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Fuck off!

876
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Fuck off!

877
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Fuck off!

878
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Fuck off!

879
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Fuck off!

880
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Fuck off!

881
00:52:41,720 --> 00:52:43,720
Fuck off!

882
00:52:43,720 --> 00:52:45,720
Fuck off!

883
00:52:45,720 --> 00:52:47,720
Fuck off!

884
00:52:47,720 --> 00:52:47,720
Fuck off!

885
00:52:47,720 --> 00:52:47,720
Fuck off!

886
00:52:47,720 --> 00:52:49,720
Fuck off!

887
00:52:49,720 --> 00:52:51,720
Fuck off!

888
00:52:51,720 --> 00:53:21,700
Thank you.

889
00:53:21,700 --> 00:53:23,700
Thank you.

890
00:53:23,700 --> 00:53:25,700
Thank you.

891
00:53:25,700 --> 00:53:27,700
Thank you.

892
00:53:27,700 --> 00:53:28,700
Thank you.

893
00:53:28,700 --> 00:53:30,700
Thank you.

894
00:53:30,700 --> 00:53:32,700
Thank you.

895
00:53:32,700 --> 00:53:34,700
Thank you.

896
00:53:34,700 --> 00:53:36,700
Thank you.

897
00:53:36,700 --> 00:53:37,700
Okay, Tone.

898
00:53:37,700 --> 00:53:38,700
Very good.

899
00:53:38,700 --> 00:53:40,700
We're 54 minutes.

900
00:53:40,700 --> 00:53:43,700
We're gonna have to end this now.

901
00:53:43,700 --> 00:53:44,700
Alright.

902
00:53:44,700 --> 00:53:47,700
Sorry, I really wanted to...

903
00:53:47,700 --> 00:53:51,700
I thought I was gonna do something better than earlier on.

904
00:53:51,700 --> 00:53:53,700
No, it's okay.

905
00:53:53,700 --> 00:53:54,700
We...

906
00:53:54,700 --> 00:53:55,700
Look, you...

907
00:53:55,700 --> 00:53:57,700
Earlier on was really good.

908
00:53:57,700 --> 00:53:58,700
I think we might have been...

909
00:53:58,700 --> 00:54:00,700
Or even you might have been...

910
00:54:00,700 --> 00:54:03,700
Clasping for more than what you could have done, which was...

911
00:54:03,700 --> 00:54:05,700
Was it even possible?

912
00:54:05,700 --> 00:54:06,700
That's what I'm saying.

913
00:54:06,700 --> 00:54:07,700
I think you really...

914
00:54:07,700 --> 00:54:10,700
You really had it earlier on.

915
00:54:10,700 --> 00:54:12,700
Yeah, well, look.

916
00:54:12,700 --> 00:54:15,700
Fucking trying my best, didn't I?

917
00:54:15,700 --> 00:54:17,700
Do you know what I mean?

918
00:54:20,700 --> 00:54:23,700
Look, we wanna say a big thank you here, myself...

919
00:54:23,700 --> 00:54:26,700
On behalf of the production crew, myself and...

920
00:54:27,700 --> 00:54:29,700
And Tony here.

921
00:54:29,700 --> 00:54:32,700
We wanna say a big thanks to everyone who tunes in here and...

922
00:54:32,700 --> 00:54:34,700
And supports and...

923
00:54:36,700 --> 00:54:37,700
Comments and tips.

924
00:54:37,700 --> 00:54:39,700
Thanks so much for that, guys.

925
00:54:39,700 --> 00:54:40,700
Yeah, look.

926
00:54:40,700 --> 00:54:41,700
So, look.

927
00:54:41,700 --> 00:54:42,700
I fucking...

928
00:54:42,700 --> 00:54:45,700
I really thought I was gonna really knock it out of the park tonight.

929
00:54:45,700 --> 00:54:47,700
I'll tell you something.

930
00:54:47,700 --> 00:54:48,700
I was proper...

931
00:54:48,700 --> 00:54:49,700
Proper...

932
00:54:49,700 --> 00:54:50,700
Pumped.

933
00:54:52,700 --> 00:54:54,700
I couldn't keep my gob shut...

934
00:54:55,700 --> 00:54:56,700
Earlier on.

935
00:54:56,700 --> 00:54:57,700
In between last take and fucking today.

936
00:54:57,700 --> 00:54:59,700
You know, it's an audition anyway.

937
00:54:59,700 --> 00:55:00,700
Like, you know.

938
00:55:00,700 --> 00:55:01,700
Hopefully I get part.

939
00:55:04,700 --> 00:55:05,700
We'll see you anyway.

940
00:55:05,700 --> 00:55:08,700
Look, thanks very much for watching, tuning in, guys.

941
00:55:08,700 --> 00:55:10,700
Really great to have you.

942
00:55:12,700 --> 00:55:14,700
If you wanna see more of this kind of stuff,

943
00:55:14,700 --> 00:55:16,700
So, please, subscribe and...

944
00:55:16,700 --> 00:55:17,700
We'll see you later.

945
00:55:17,700 --> 00:55:18,700
We'll see you later.

946
00:55:20,700 --> 00:55:21,700
See you later on, yeah.

947
00:55:22,700 --> 00:55:23,700
And one more thing.

948
00:55:25,700 --> 00:55:26,700
Don't have no, miss.

949
00:55:26,700 --> 00:55:28,040
Thank you.
